I know you can't sense sarcasm online, but the post title is super sarcastic. Last night was a rough night, the wife and I are super sick and this morning when we woke up the dog had excreted nasty stuff on the floor. So at seven in the morning, I had to drag my sick sorry behind to the store for excrement cleaner. Great holiday so far! I do hope you enjoy yours though. You could always be the hero and make a donation early on this fine labor day.